How does the whole poem go, which starts: “There’s a land called Mars, where the ladies smoke cigars…”
Question by Signilda: How does the whole poem go, which starts: “There’s a land called Mars, where the ladies smoke cigars…”
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Answer by brennabaloney00
“In a land called Mars, where the ladies smoke cigars. EVery puff they take is enough to kill a snake, when the snake is dead they put diamonds in its head, when the diamonds break, it is time to bake a cake. When the cake is done, it is 1961. 1961. Peace for everyone!”
or theres this version too
In the land of Mars,
where the ladies smoke cigars,
every puff they take,
is enough to kill a snake.
When the snake is dead,
they put roses in their head.
When the roses die,
they put diamonds in their eyes.
When the diamonds break
it’s the end of 98.
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THERS A PLACE ON MARS WHERE THE WOMEN SMOKE CIGARS AND THE MEN WHERE BIKINIS WHILE THE CHILDREN DRINK MARTINIS, WHERE EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE IS ENOUGH TO KILL A SNAKE. WHEN THE SNAKE IS DEAD YOU PUT MUSARD ON ITS HEAD. WHEN THE MUSTARD DRIES YOU PUT DIAMONDS IN ITS EYES. WHEN THE DIAMONDS BREAK IT IS 1958 THEN THE KING YELLS FREEZE! then everyone freezes.
i think i heard that poem when i was like, 6, in camp.
Wow, never heard of this, see I can learn things on YA!
Where did u learn of this? Any knowledge of its origins, it is very creepy!