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Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system…
Simple Duties You make the bed……………………………………………+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows……….0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets……………………-1 You leave the toilet seat up…………………………………-5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it’s empty……………….0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex……..-1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings…….+5 But return with beer………………………………………..-5 You check out a suspicious noise at night………………………0 You check out a suspicious noise and it’s nothing……………….0 You check out a suspicious noise and it’s something…………….+5 You pummel it with a six iron……………………………….+10 It’s her father……………………………………………-10
Your Physique You develop a noticeable potbelly………..-15 You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it…+10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts……….-5
Finances You spend a lot of money on something impractical…………-5 Something she can’t use……………….-10 Such as a motorized model airplane…………..-20 And she got a small appliance for her birthday………….-40
Driving You lost the directions on a trip…………..-4 You lost the directions and end up getting lost…………..-10 You end up getting lost in a bad part of town……..-15 You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal………-25 You know them………-60
The Big Question She asks, “Do I look fat?”……………..-5 (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit) You hesitate in responding…………-10 You reply, “Where?”………..-35
Communication When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression……0 When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes……….+5 You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV……..+10 She realizes this is because you’ve fallen asleep………….-20
Social Engagements You stay by her side the entire party……….0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy……..-2 Named Tiffany………………..-4 Tiffany is a dancer……………….-6 Tiffany has implants……………….-8 When mingling, you hold your mate’s hand and gaze at her lovingly………..+1 When mingling, you introduce her as “the ol’ ball and chain” and pat her on the rump……….-5 When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, “Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you”…………….+1 When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she’s attractive, you say, “Yeah, but she’s lousy in bed”……-6 That woman is her sister………………..-90 You have one drink, and that’s it…………….0 You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle………-2 You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted….-18
Saturday Afternoon You go to the mall together…………………+3 You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car………………..+4 You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sports bar……………….-2 You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it….+3 You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional….0 You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk ………….+3 Most of it chips and beer …………..-6 You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den…………+15 Or refinishing the floors………………….+16 Or rewiring the basement………………..+17 Or adding a second floor…………….+18 Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket…….-6 And you’re tickled pink about it…………………-15 You visit her parents…………………0 You visit her parents and actually make conversation …………..+3 You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ……..-3 And the television is off……………………-6 You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear………..-6 And you didn’t even go to college…………..-10 And it’s not your underwear………………..-15
Her Birthday You take her out to dinner………………..0 You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar……………+1 Okay, it is a sports bar…………………….-2 And it’s all-you-can-eat night………………..-3 It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team…….-10 You go to a nice, pricey restaurant & hire a guitar player………+3 You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing………………………..+4 If you stink………………………..+2 If you’re not half bad……………………+5 You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you’re escorted out to much applause………..-2 You give her a gift……………………0 You give her a gift and it’s a small appliance………….-10 You give her a gift and it’s not a small appliance ………..+1 You give her a gift, and it isn’t chocolate………………+2 You give her a gift that you’ll be paying off for months……….+30 You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day……..-10 With her credit card……………-30 And whatever you bought is two sizes too big……….-40
Thoughtfulness You forget her birthday completely…………………..-20 You forget your anniversary…………………-30 You forget to pick her up at the bus station………..-45 Which is in Newark, New Jersey……………….-50 And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast………….-60
A Night Out With The Boys Go out with a pal ………………………-5 And the pal is happily married ……………….-4 Or frighteningly single ………………..-7 And he drives a Mustang………………..-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)……………-15 You have a few beers……………..-9 And miss curfew by an hour……………..-12 You miss curfew by an hour and you didn’t call………………..-20 You get home at 3 am………………..-30 You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars………..-40 And not wearing any pants………………….-50 Is that a tattoo??……………..-200
Her Night Out You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work……………….+5 She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home late……………..+10 You wait up…………………..+15 She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed……….+20
A Night At Home You watch TV together……………..0 You rent a movie……………+2 You rent a movie and it’s SENSE & SENSIBILITY……………….+3 It’s SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout………….+5 It’s SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep…………………..-1 It’s SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool………….-2
A Night Out You take her to a movie……………………+2 You take her to a movie she likes……………….+4 You take her to a movie you hate ……………….+6 You take her to a movie you like……………..-2 It’s called DeathCop 3…………………..-3 Which features cyborgs having sex………………-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans………..-15
Flowers You buy her flowers only when it’s expected…………………… 0 You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it……..+20 You give her wildflowers you’ve actually picked yourself……….+30 And she contracts Lyme disease………………………………-25
Samson Akpaka is a humour writer and editor of Afrowall, http://www.afrowall.com.
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